It's the last night of Hanukah. We had a wonderful dinner at Koby's parents house with Koby, Judy, and our cool landpeople this very night. The food was extremely excellent and the conversation was delightful. These people over here are pretty darned nice, my friends. I'm admiring the élan I see all around me here and I'm especially admiring and envying the bilingualism.
My goal in life is to be bilingual or trilingual asap. This whole country is full of bilinguals. I blame my country for not providing me with bilingualism. What, I get gypped out of bilingualism because I live in a country without comprehensive second language education? I really feel my country owes me another language or two. Listen My Country, fork over the languages, STAT.