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I hate ham. It tastes and smells gross and it has the most disgusting color and texture. I hate hospitals. I hate people bossing me around. I hate cancer. I hate people telling me things happen for a reason. I hate dark chocolate. I hate when someone does a task poorly and then I have to re-do the task. I hate No Child Left Behind and Race to the Top. I hate fruit flies, especially the ones flying around my kitchen right now even though I’ve done everything possible to eliminate them. I hate the death penalty. I hate when I’m out with a friend and someone comes up and starts talking to my friend for a ridiculously long time. Get the hell out of here, weirdo.
These are most of the things I hate. I try to not be a hater, but an appreciator. Still, some times hate is unavoidable and perhaps even slightly productive.
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You have to realize there are negatives to appreciate the positives.
I love the photo.
See you around 5-ish.
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H is also for hats. I love hats and hat stores. If I looked good wearing a hat, even marginally, I would wear them all the time.
H-haircut. I love getting my hair cut. I think I would get my hair cut every two weeks if I could. I like it short.
H-hilarious.
You are hilarious!!!!! KC is also very hilarious!!!! I love reading and laughing at your hilarious stories on the blogs!
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N, THANKS for that nice comment!!
jw
Take a bowl (larger surface area the better) and pour in sweet white wine. Then squeeze a recently used sponge in your hand, so you have a bit of dish soap bubble residue on it. Then swirl the bubbles into the wine. The flies will be attracted by the sweetness, and the soap breaks the surface tension so they can't land on it. They'll drown.