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#1 son was doing his typical nonsensical talking tonight. "If I were given some free wishes by a genie, I'd ask for a barrel of lox, to be really fast at reading, and to be best friends with Del the Funky Homosapien."
I asked him kindly, with genuine interest, "Who's Del the Funky Homosapien?"
#1 answered, "We've just been over this. For the love of god."
Thanks for the kindness, buddy. I really doubt Del the Funky Homosapien would like to be friends with someone who makes snide comments to his mom.
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rule #2. We definitely, absolutely, without a doubt DO NOT tell the twins that their mom is leaving town without them any earlier than 5 minutes before hand.
get it? got it? good……
and BTW, that was a fun literacy night. Also, the twins went running into the school looking for you. you must be cool or something. :)
MM and Jdoc.... that kid!
A #1 who recently held his hand up to my face and said, "Mom. You're embarrassing me."
Sigh.
jw