Image 16: Squirtle

Our custodian is a hunter man.  I take interest in his sport and like to hear about the killing of deer, turkeys, assorted birds in the duck family.  When I heard he hunts for morel mushrooms, I told him that I would like him to give me some.  He gave me a bag of about 15 morels today and then he told me I had to share them with our bosslady.  So when I went to give half to bosslady, she took about 6 out of the bag and I had this feeling of sadness.  "It looks like I have hardly any morels left now," I told her.  So she said I could have all the morels.  I offered her one, but she said it was kind of a hassle to prepare just one morel, what with the soaking, and the egging, and the frying.  I feel kind of badly about this, but no one has ever given me morels before and I wanted them all for myself.