Friday, September 12, 2014

The Neck

Have you ever had an awesome day and then the next day you have what can only be called a day of unmitigated misery?  I'm not sure why it happens.  It's the same setting, same characters, basically the same plot.

Here's some irony.  I think my day was negatively affected by the wearing of my school spirit tee shirt.  I started the day cheering loudly in the halls, "I've got spirit, yes I DO!," And then after awhile, I started feeling that my school spirit tee was kind of tight around my neck. Then I started remembering that the last time I wore the school spirit tee, I had the same experience, thus adding to my exasperation with the whole situation. The school spirit tee almost felt like a noose around my neck by lunch time and by the time the buses drove off with all our cool students, I was pulling on the neck line with both hands while making kind of a shrieking noise.  I'm never wearing that shirt again.  If anyone wants it, just let me know.  However, let me suggest you not wear this shirt unless your neck is on the thin side.

Skinny necker, it's all yours.

It's kind of sad that I can't show my school spirit like everyone else because of my abnormally prodigious neck.


Anonymous said...

Shall we review how you came upon this t-shirt? I think it was stuck in that file drawer for a reason. Let's buy one this time around and I think you can get back on the spirit wagon. You can do it, yes you can!! I'll be by your side.

LH said...

I'll never steal a tee shirt from a file drawer again. It just doesn't work out.

I need the help, and I appreciate it, JW. Having a scotch after school with you got me in a way better frame of mind. fyi. Let's not forget that in future.

mm said...

I"m sure you'll find a new school spirit t-shirt!

LH said...
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Anonymous said...

I'll never forget.

KC said...

LOL on the noose-like shirt. Glad it's on the outs.

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