Monday, May 06, 2013

The Parents

I'm pretty much the worst offspring you can ever come across.  I don't call my parents very often because I get busy and just don't make time for what's most important.  Tonight my parents called me and we talked for hours. They're the most delightful people on the planet and I love them both so much.  I hereby officially thank my parents for never giving up on me. I told my mom husbandman's latest joke and she and I both agreed it's not a great one, but we did laugh and I'll share it here. Just for fun.

Guy walks into a bar.  He hears a little voice say, "Your hair looks great today."
He sees no one nearby so he's a little freaked out.  Then he hears a little voice say, "Great tie!"
He looks around again, sees no one.  A voice whispers again, "You're someone special!"
The guy yells out to the bartender down the end of the bar, "Do you hear voices!?"
Bartender says, "That's the peanuts.  They're complementary."

8 comments:

Mrs. Guinn (a.k.a. Mandie) said...

We've been telling and learning lots of jokes around our house lately. I think it's the way we're coping. This is a good one- pretty sure my husbandman would like it too ;)

KC said...

Dan and I LOLed. Dan is mad it's too long for a tweet.

Anonymous said...

You do have such sweet parents.
jw

Anonymous said...

I agree. Ma and Paw-Paw are numero uno--looking forward to seeing y'all next month in Indy...still on? B&B

mm said...

A laugh is always good.

Anonymous said...

Does Husbandman watch Ellen? Jennifer Love Hewitt told that same joke on her show two weeks ago! :) glad you had a nice chat with your parents. I'm sure they enjoyed it!

MP

LH said...

B& B, Yes, still on. I'll have a date within the week!

MP, He doesn't watch Ellen, but someone told him at work, so that person might be an Ellen fan. Did you laugh? There's something about it I think is so ridiculously silly.

Anonymous said...

No I didn't laugh....jokes aren't really my thing. Real life stories are much funnier! :)

MP

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