June 2: The Independent Film Review
Other than the computer situation and a recent waste of time at the movies, summer vacation continues to be delightful. Case in point, I recently saw a red headed woodpecker, which is one of my all time favorite birds.
As I mentioned previously, I wasted time at the movies. We saw a film called Suburban Birds with good friends Nancer and Kev. It was not good. Husbandman and I will now review this hideous film.
Leeway: Husbandman, please describe the plot of Suburban Birds.
Husbandman: Two generations of characters meander through a suburban setting of construction sites and high rises for no apparent purpose except to torture the audience.
LW: I agree that the film was pure torture. Plus I got a cramp in my leg that was getting on my last nerve. I found the ending extremely confusing.
Husbandman: Yeah. The whole movie was confusing. Nothing led anywhere. It was about 50 very slow vignettes that didn't connect with each other.
LW: Was there anything you liked about it?
Husbandman: I thought some of the child actors were pretty good.
LW: I agree with that, but I'm still wondering what happened to Fatty?
Husbandman: Well, yeah. We all are. We all worry about Fatty.
LW: Fist of 5?
Husbandman: I'll give it a one.
LW: I'll give it a zero. There was nothing delightful about it and plus my leg was hurting almost the entire time. Even if you feel like seeing it, I advise against it.
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