You know what I wish? I wish I didn't have to have a procedure tomorrow that starts with c and ends with olonoscopy. I also wish I didn't have to only eat gummy bears today. I like gummy bears, but a few go a long way.
Truth be told, I'm kind of feeling a little out of sorts right now. I've spent the last hour looking at images related to this procedure. The whole thing seems unpleasant.
Why does everything bad happen to me?