Wednesday, December 03, 2014

Wishes, Lies and Dreams #2

I'm not sure I ever told you this, but when I was 16, I worked in a shop called Portmanteau Polly.  We sold portmanteaus and sundry other leather goods.  Mostly portmanteaus.  I was one of the top portmanteau salespeople in the entire country.  I won a trip to Lake Tahoe because of my stellar sales.

It really wasn't a tough gig because come to find out, portmanteaus basically sold themselves at that time.  Portmanteau Polly went out of business soon after my 17th birthday.  That's when I got a job at Taco Bell.


mm said...

I hope this doesn't fall under lies :(

Roz said...

MM come on. This is pretty obviously a lie.

Anonymous said...

It's a good one though!!

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