I'm not sure I ever told you this, but when I was 16, I worked in a shop called Portmanteau Polly. We sold portmanteaus and sundry other leather goods. Mostly portmanteaus. I was one of the top portmanteau salespeople in the entire country. I won a trip to Lake Tahoe because of my stellar sales.
It really wasn't a tough gig because come to find out, portmanteaus basically sold themselves at that time. Portmanteau Polly went out of business soon after my 17th birthday. That's when I got a job at Taco Bell.
3 comments:
I hope this doesn't fall under lies :(
MM come on. This is pretty obviously a lie.
It's a good one though!!
jw
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