- If someone's in the bathroom stall, give them privacy. Don't bang on the door or look under the stall. No one wants you bothering them when they're going to the bathroom. Obviously.
- If you pee on the floor by accident, don't ask anyone else to clean it up for you. Just get some toilet paper, and clean it up.
- You don't need a paper towel the size of the Empire State Building to dry your hands. Just two clunks of the paper towel dispenser. That's all you need.
- Don't scream in the bathroom. We can hear you in the hallway. We hear every crazy word you're saying.
- The bathroom is for going to the bathroom. It's not a place for singing and tap dancing. It's not King's Island. It's not Disney World. It's a bathroom. Try not to forget that.
- The bathroom is made out of hard surfaces: cinderblock, ceramic tile, porcelain fixtures. If you go in there and fool around, you could fall and hurt yourself. You could get a huge gash in your head and bleed out and no one would be there to help you. You could basically die in there.
I gave this prezi 13 times in the last 2 days, to pretty good reviews. The year's off to a good start.
7 comments:
The bathroom is a very dangerous place. Kids need to learn this. It can also be a good place to play "Angry Birds" on your iPhone, though. So it's not all bad.
Hahahahahaha! Great bathroom humor.
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I'm a bit confused. If you can hear every thing from the hall, why wouldn't you know if someone was hurt on the hard surfaces. I hope a young critical thinker questioned this.
LOL. A literacy worker's work is truly never done.
Love this.
I laughed when I listened to it live and I laughed even harder when I read it!! great show Dr. H
So glad Ros is home and that you are all resting. How has the first week back been? I want to chat, so I will try to call today!
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