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Kinder kid was in trouble for threatening to punch peeps.  He argued that he wasn't threatening anyone.  He was simply asking the kids if they'd like a red apple.  When asked what it meant to give someone a red apple, he replied, "It means to put a red mark on someone's face."

So now I have a great new threat to use when someone's riling me up.  I'll simply ask them if they'd like a RED apple.

I learn a lot of useful stuff at schoolapalooza.