The big tension of the show this season involved TheBachelor's home. He lives in Arlington, Iowa and there's nothing to do there. Lots of the women on TheBachelor were super nervous about moving to Arlington, and I fear the town is missing out on some fabulous citizens. If only they would step up their game, life could be better for all Arlingtonians, present and future. Here are some of my ideas for helping out Arlington.
Hey Arlington, what about:
- a bike path through the corn fields?
- a drive in movie theater on one of the huge farm building walls
- night time limo drives from barn to barn, where the barns are decorated with candles and roses and artisanal cheeses are served.
- An annual corn and craft carnival