The craziness with the Republicans is driving me over the edge. I listen constantly to pundits who predict more mayhem to come. I want it all to stop, but it's like my addiction to Hoarders. I can't stop watching. When I heard the second worst guy in the world calling his opponent, "Little Mario" on a clip this week, I froze in my tracks, a veritable pillar of salt. My mind became a dish of haywire cacciatore. People say this drama is good for the Dems, but I don't know. I'm feeling troubled.