The Behavior

Today I felt like I was in the newschool groove. I felt no embarrassment about calling the office to have wildchild taken out for a little break. When asked if my call could be considered an emergency, I replied, "Well, I don't know if I would call it an emergency, but I do know that no one's able to learn in here because one individual is causing quite a ruckus." Friend on phone said, "Yeah, we call that an emergency." And then she appeared and wild child disappeared. Woot! He came back later and all was well. That exchange would have mortified me at the compound, but I'm okay with the takes-a-village concept now.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Such calm in an emergency. I'm all for the needed break. Call away!
N
LH said…
we had some confusion yesterday about what constitutes a break. I'm going to have to work out a system with these peeps. but again, i'm unsystematic, so it usually falls apart. We did have a cool half hour working on the new garden they're planting at newschool. i'm always looking at the bright side, as you know.
KC said…
these guys sound spunky. i'm pretty sure you'll love them so much at the end of the year that you'll be sad to see them go.
Julie Anna said…
Jeez, I'd keep an eye on that kid. The cell phone incident, etc. Sounds like you're going to have your hands full with this one.
Anonymous said…
Is there more BODY movement or primarily MOUTH movement with this spunkster?....just curious
LH said…
hey sistah, this one was i think moving around a lot, stomping, yelling. it's hard to separate out the events. yesterday funkid somehow adhered eraser caps to his nipples (with saliva?) and walked around with his shirt up for awhile showing everyone. that was fun. but today's a new day and we'll see how it goes.
Anonymous said…
Next time you get an episode like the nipple guy, you should take pics, and tell him you're putting it on the tube.
Undomestic said…
Hey, Lori and Julia on FM107 out here in Minnesota did the same thing with shampoo caps. They ended up inventing Body Perks, www.bodyperks.com, made some money, and now have their own radio show! You might have quite the entreprenuer on your hands!!!!
Anonymous said…
Wow! these bodyperks are so much fun! [quote from bodyperks.com]. Click on "bob" above to see the male equivalent...

Much as we guys like to see eveidence of erect female erectile tissue, I'm pretty sure most women are embarassed by that "perky" look and do their best to prevent it. Did I get that wrong? Mary spent quite a few minutes looking at bodyperks.com... Surprise anniversary gift?
From me to her?
From her to me?
I need answers peeps!

Bob
"is that an armadillo in your trousers, or are you just happy to see me?"
LH said…
okay, mr. bob, your comment made me go look at the body perks. i have some confusion about the product as well. teendaughter and i are a little grossed out. "really bad idea," says td.
Anonymous said…
Thanks for the validation. I'm both happy and sad to be correct about women not wanting to walk around with that "perky" look. Maybe in another universe.

Bob
Anonymous said…
Actual user feedback on the Bodyperks website:

Name: Kathryn O'Brien
Age: 21
Location: villanova, pennsylvania
Date: 03/03/2005
Comments: I LOVE NIPPLES!! i bought these nipples before i went on spring break and i got more guys than anyone there. People could not stop staring at my hot nipple-baring body clad only in skimpy bikini. i made out with more guys on the dance floor than anyone else there! body perks are THE BEST INVENTION EVER!

Her mother must be so proud.

mary

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