Finders Keepers is a documentary we saw last night. I do like to brag, so I'm going to tell you that if you're smart like me you'll go see this film if you want to.
Lw: Husbandman, please give us a scintillating synopsis.
Hm: Guy loses a leg in a tragic plane crash. His life deteriorates. He puts the leg along with his other belongings in a storage space. When he falls behind on payments for the storage facility, a fast talking wannabe entrepreneur buys the contents of the storage space in auction. He acquires the leg. A legal battle ensues leading to redemption and unexpected heartache.
Lw: Wasn't it gross when we saw the leg with the hideous toenails?
Hm: Yes it was.
Lw: Fist of 5?
Hm: A solid 4.
Lw: I'll give it a 5. It's a truly great documentary about the ins and outs of limb ownership.