The Supreme

Everyone seems to think John Roberts is in like Flynn. If he can dodge questions about Roe v. Wade satisfactorily, we’ll be dealing with this guy for the rest of our lives. Or at least I will. I think Roberts should also have to answer for his son’s footwear. He should field at least a few questions like, “Do you think it’s fair to foist saddle shoes on a person who doesn’t have the resources to know better?” and “At what age is it appropriate for your child, or any child, to stop wearing saddle shoes?” Catching Roberts offguard with some saddle shoe questions may very well produce some pertinent revelations into his character.