Monday, November 09, 2015

Finders Keepers: Independent Movie Review

Here we go.  A fascinating film review for your reading pleasure.  Finders Keepers is a documentary we saw last night.  I do like to brag, so I'm going to tell you that if you're smart like me you'll go see this film if you want to.
Lw:  Husbandman, please give us a scintillating synopsis.
Hm:  Guy loses a leg in a tragic plane crash. His life deteriorates.  He puts the leg along with his other belongings in a storage space.  When he falls behind on payments for the storage facility, a fast talking wannabe entrepreneur buys the contents of the storage space in auction.  He acquires the leg.  A legal battle ensues leading to redemption and unexpected heartache.
Lw:  Wasn't it gross when we saw the leg with the hideous toenails?
Hm:  Yes it was.
Lw:  Fist of 5?
Hm:  A solid 4.
Lw:  I'll give it a 5.  It's a truly great documentary about the ins and outs of limb ownership.

4 comments:

mm said...

I'm not sure what to say... This sounds a bit creepy, but I'll trust your judgements.

Anonymous said...

I for one refuse to click on the link "hideous toenails" or any of the other links.
jw

KC said...

I want to see it. I actually want to be in a documentary club.

Joy Heffernan said...

Sounds like a winner to me. I recently noticed a woman in a car next to me with 8 inch (maybe a conservative estimate) fingernails all twisted and downright scary so I may be better prepared for "hideous toenails". Thanks for the review dear Sis.

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