Finders Keepers: Independent Movie Review

Here we go.  A fascinating film review for your reading pleasure.  Finders Keepers is a documentary we saw last night.  I do like to brag, so I'm going to tell you that if you're smart like me you'll go see this film if you want to.
Lw:  Husbandman, please give us a scintillating synopsis.
Hm:  Guy loses a leg in a tragic plane crash. His life deteriorates.  He puts the leg along with his other belongings in a storage space.  When he falls behind on payments for the storage facility, a fast talking wannabe entrepreneur buys the contents of the storage space in auction.  He acquires the leg.  A legal battle ensues leading to redemption and unexpected heartache.
Lw:  Wasn't it gross when we saw the leg with the hideous toenails?
Hm:  Yes it was.
Lw:  Fist of 5?
Hm:  A solid 4.
Lw:  I'll give it a 5.  It's a truly great documentary about the ins and outs of limb ownership.