The Hometowns
Husbandman and I are heading to see my fab fam on Friday down in the deep south. I'm thinking of pretending it's a hometown date. I'll go off for private talks with everyone about whether or not they like Husbandman. I'm going to ask everyone if they see us having a future together. I'll also tell them that I'm crazy in love with Husbandman and that I hope he likes me back and gives me the final rose. I may make a little movie about this. If it turns out that Husbandman wants out of the marriage, that's going to be a big fat drag. Not going to lie, I'm going to get kind of down, driving home in the Honda Civic-like limo by myself. But if I get the final rose, I'm going to be on cloud nine. Stay tuned. This is going to be the most exciting home town date ever.
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