The World



In my perfect world, every child hands in their homework every day. And no child ever flings their pencil into the air so that it lodges into the ceiling tile making everyone laugh just as class is about to start. And I never scream really loudly at impressionable children who decide to try to fling and lodge their pencils into the ceiling tiles as well. And I can always use my nose for breathing. Any time I need or want to.
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Undomestic said…
Oh but how boring would that perfect day be! Of course boring days would be nice every once in a while. But we have wonderful middle schoolers to keep life so interesting. A friend of mine had 2 students who were suspended for have a contest in the boys' bathroom...who could jerk off the quickest. And apparently they had roped some little 6th grader into being the judge. I thought it was the funniest thing I had ever heard. My husband was repulsed. Guess that's why I'm the middle school teacher.
10:15 PM
Anonymous said…
I recognize that rock. And those leaves.
5:56 PM
KC said…
hmm -- that jacking off scenario kind of repulses me, too. nasTY.

i hope your scotch was good and your nose is clearing up.
8:19 PM
Anonymous said…
Scotch sniffing should satisfy sore sinuses. Have an awesome day.

-Teen Daughter
6:32 AM
LH said…
hey dears, i love the end of the quarter. the day i get to say, "no you can not hand it in tomorrow." Only had to say it a few times today and the kiddos took it well. the scotch dinner was fun but it didn't cure my cold as i'd hoped it would. i finally called in backups.
6:03 PM
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