The Paradise

Still feeling sick I decided to nap this afternoon. But then, instead of sleeping, I watched a documentary called Methodonia about people on methodone. What I got out of this documentary I will now pass on to you. Try to avoid methodone treatment if you possibly can. They call methodone "liquid handcuffs" for a reason. If you do happen to get on methodone, do not EVER supplement your methodone dosage with any type of prescription medication. You’re really asking for a lifetime of trouble if you go the methodone prescription drug route. I beg of you, don’t do it. I felt very sorry for myself wasting a beautiful Saturday recuperating from my severe sinusitis, but the addicts cheered me up by consistently remarking that they longed for a normal day. This very day that found me sick in bed watching a documentary about indescribable suffering and wasted lives could be considered equivalent to a day in paradise for a methodone prescription drug addict. I'm going to be keeping this helpful concept in mind tomorrow, as I work on report cards.