Friday, January 02, 2026

The Resolutions of Danielle deSpare


New year, new me  

2026

 my time 

 to gossip and bad mouth

judge others

watch reality tv nonstop

spend money on things i don't need, can't use

scroll my phone at dinner

limit myself to 1,000 steps

or less 

each day

talk trash and borrow trouble

miss appointments 

roll my eyes

live in fear

hold a grudge

dare the world to

knock the chip

off

my shoulder




5 comments:

cb said...

Girl. (Also, "bad mouth" and "borrow trouble" are nifty expressions.)

LH said...

It's amazing how easy it is to write resolutions for being a downer. But the ones about living a happier life require so much thought.

Happy New Year CB!

Judy said...

Wow, it’s as though you read my 2025 diary, although all those hours of playing sudoku wasn’t mentioned.

KC said...

I love her resolutions. Self-improvement is overrated.

LH said...

Judy! Sudoku, WorDle, spelling Bee, Connections. The amount of time spent on these games should have been in there somewhere.

KC !! Agree about the self-improvement. Enough already. I'm okay with getting a little bit worse.

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