The "Offerings"

Someone keeps putting ridiculous objects on my front porch Buddha. Useless coins and small bills appear no matter how many times I remove them.  

Today I threw away this inexplicable offering of a blue letter A birthday candle put there by someone clearly making a mockery of my Buddha in order to get on my last nerve. 

Not sure if it's the mail carrier doing the defacing, but I highly suspect it is because no one else comes to my house. I also suspect the college kids across the street.  I've called the police about their loud parties four times and I know they're not pleased about that. Well, too bad. Have some respect for your neighbors!  

I'm having a small sign made professionally to put in front of my Buddha.  It says:

Keep AWAY.  

 My Buddha neither needs, nor wants, your trash.  

He's doing just fine.  

Thank you.  

The sign arrives next week.  Let's hope it puts a stop to this nonsense. I'm at my wit's end.