The Olympics

 We have a new GAGA Ball court on the playground.  If you don't know about gaga ball you might want to learn more about it if you feel like it. 3rdLanders brag and brag about how great they are at gaga ball.  Yesterday it got on my nerves, so I told them, "I've been the last person standing over 52 times in gaga ball competitions."  

Chorus of "Really?'s"

Me:  I went to the Olympics when I was in college.  I didn't medal, but I did represent our country in the gaga ball games."

More Reallys and Wows.

One kid:  I'm not sure gaga ball was an Olympic sport back then.

Me: Well, it was.