Monday, June 27, 2022

The Wildlife

Ugandan Snake, Ugandan Frog.  Photo Credit:  Kevin Hunt

 30 Something and K-San, married couple, are in Zambia right now.  They've seen the following animals: elephants, hippos, baboons, crocodiles, monkeys, a leopard, a serval, jackals, fish eagles (national bird), vulture, zebras, wart hogs, many antelopes:  puku, kudu, waterbucks, bushbucks.

Today I received a text that they were heading in to Chobe National Park in search of lions.  Tomorrow they have a "rhino walk" scheduled.  

Right about now, I bet you're wondering why in the holy heck did I not join them on this honeymoon trip?  I know.  Obviously, I should be there too.  I'm the one who has yearned to be a wildlife photographer for most of my adult life. 

On a related note, we did enjoy the frolicking of a v. young fawn in the backyard this week.  Mom was around, keeping a look out.  When a robin flew past the fawn's face, it jumped spastically.  

And on another related note, I did make a donation to the Elephant Sanctuary in Tennessee last week. I'm hoping that if I continue to give them money, they'll make an exception and allow me to visit the elephants one of these days. If you have any kind of in with the Elephant Sanctuary in Tennessee, please keep in mind that I would love to go there some time in the future. 

Thursday, June 23, 2022

The Slugs









Head on out to Muir Woods on a rainy day. Bask in the glory of the redwoods above and the banana slugs below. 
 
Banana slugs live along the Pacific coast, all the way up to Alaska.  
They are the second largest slug in the world. The Ash Black Slug is the largest.  




Monday, June 20, 2022

The Middles


Another writing assignment.  Won't tell you the prompt because it was even weirder than the last one, but the results work out in the end, so I'll just keep doing my best and forget the rest.  


Back Home Again In Indiana

Lee Heffernan

search the shelves at Moonstone for reddish carnelian, good for creativity

find it buy it put it in the bowl with K2 Jasper

hold it cold and smooth until writing appears

 

 

Zippy runs after the fawn in the backyard

Bluejay chases a redtailed hawk

hippos kill over five hundred people yearly

 

 

potato salad for breakfast and lunch

worked on Spelling Bee but could not seal the deal

you brought me a cup of tea after my nap

 

 

They told Trump it was illegal to overturn the election

Trump doesn't care what anyone says

No one told Trump about the laws of our country

 

 

Displeased about potato salad for breakfast and lunch

Some foods must be eaten until gone

cubes of soylent green for dinner 

 

 

first date in the coffee shop 

couple talks about hair styles

groom drinks ice wine at the wedding

bride plays corn hole with brother-in-law

they argue later about custody of  the cats 

 

 

Rabbit hops up the back steps

deer walk down the road

animals took over during your time away

 

 

at the library a man calls out for 911

toddler wails over stolen car on play rug 

i'm here to buy used magazines

four for a dollar

Thursday, June 16, 2022

The Coffee Shop

2 Cuties: Nancer and KR

 In a wide open nearly empty coffee shop, a young couple decided to sit right next to my table, plopping down in two purple comfy chairs.  I understood the appeal of the chairs, but honestly, let's talk about personal space.  While I was working hard on drawing strawberries and potatoes in my writer's notebook, these 2 went on and on about trivialities like hair color and how everyone in the world should wear a baseball cap at all times. Then one said, "When I was a kid, I was a second degree black belt."  And the other one said that she too was a second degree blackbelt in her youth, but she "lost her passion for taekwondo."  Turns out they both lost their passion for taekwondo, which is pretty sad when you think about it.  

Right after the youngsters left the premises, the internet shut down and a message appeared on my screen telling me that I would have to buy another beverage to use the wifi. They only give people one hour per purchase.  Weirdly, Husbandman didn't think that was excessive. Really?  Every hour I have to buy another beverage?  Seriously.  I'm boycotting them for awhile.

Tuesday, June 14, 2022

The Drumming Circles

 The wedding set me back a bit on my writing class.  I'm not pointing fingers, but R and K... please never get married again. 

The prompt was kind of odd this week.  Take something from your writer's notebook and turn it into a poem or story.  (I chose story).  Then pick 3 or 4 words from your piece.  Look up these words in the NYT archives, choosing dates close to when you actually wrote the piece.  Cull some sentences or phrases from the archived articles to put into your piece.  

What???  

Anyway, it worked out okay.  Here's a story you should read if you feel like it.



Drumming Circles

by Lee Heffernan

 

            Mildred Gravier and her maltipoo Belle heard the drumming in Congo Square from blocks away.   When they reached the square, Mildred sighed. Under her favorite live oak, a circle of drumming, field tripping children pounded out a racket of rhythms.  Their teacher danced outside the circle, tapping shoulders and shouting vague encouragement like, "Yes!" and "Feel it!"  

            "This must be that social emotional learning nonsense we've read about," Mildred muttered to Belle.

 

            Mildred's usual bench was covered with a line of backpacks, so she stood watching the lead drummer, a man wearing a shirt patterned with bright red and yellow leaves, steering the music like a captain. Mildred didn't know how he signaled beat shifts, but every few moments rhythms from the children's drums broke loose and took off in new directions. Mildred shouted to the teacher, "Can some of these backpacks be moved? Benches are for sitting." The teacher smiled and danced over to make a spot for Mildred.   

 

            Mildred lifted Belle to her lap, stroking her fur. Once Belle settled, Mildred held up her phone to make a recording. Her crafting club would appreciate this clear proof of woke indoctrination and waste of taxpayer dollars, but before she could click the red dot, the teacher bee-lined toward her, shaking her finger in the air, displaying the universal sign of No, No, No.  Mildred's eyes narrowed, but she dropped the phone back into her sweater pocket.  The children paid Mildred no mind.  Their eyes were focused.  Their hands kept drumming.  

 

            Belle barked when figures from the bronze sculpture in the center of Congo Square caught the energy.  Stepping off the platform, they danced and sang their way to the circle. Mildred held Belle in her arms, seething at the impertinence of these strange, out of place, figures, but the astonished drummers widened their circle, their lineages intertwined. The drumming grew louder. Belle whimpered and Mildred straightened up, alert. She yelled to the teacher, "Excuse me.  When will you finish up here?" but the drumming drowned her out.  

 

            When the live oak, Congo Square's living monument, let go of the beats it had been storing for centuries inside its coiled branches, Mildred jumped up, holding shivering Belle in her arms. The pulsating pushed Mildred backward, sending her out through the gate with a mighty gust of wind, like a dancing marionette.

 

            Mildred set Belle on the sidewalk of Rampart Street.  She brushed the wrinkles from her sweater and straightened her hair clip.  She clutched the bars of the wrought iron fence and glowered in at the drummers. She could no longer hear their drumming, or any sound at all for that matter.  Fit to be tied about the possible damage to her hearing, she hurried past the yellow school bus and walked on home.

Wednesday, June 08, 2022

The End of the Road


 We have returned to Btown, after nearly a year away.  We ended Husbandman's Sabbatical with an extremely emotional and wonderful ceremony at the port.  More pix to follow. Kudos to these two sweethearts who really know how to throw a wedding. 

It feels good to be home after a stretch of fun times in Lyon, Paris, New Orleans, San Francisco, and Oakland.  Hoorah for sabbatical leaves!  Home again, home again, jiggety-jig.  


Saturday, June 04, 2022

The Hoosiers

Challenge:  Can you find this small house in Asheville Hoosiers are heading to the Natty.  I'm not a football aficionada, but I am a lon...