The Super Hero Turkeys of 2018
Camofowlge can blend in with any natural setting. Here, for instance, she's simultaneously blending in with the sky, a tree, the grass and a cow. |
Face Gobbler: Minion of the Overlord. With his big tongue, Face Gobbler consumes the faces of his foes. He works to serve the evil overlord, Colonel Toddlingham. |
Seeing Eye Turkey: Power of Omniscience. |
Foxy Turkey: She'll outfox anyone who tries to pull shenanigans with her tribe. |
Infiniturk: Can divide by zero and thereby obtain any number he wants. |
Raina: Brings rain to clean the skies and air. |
Shelturkey: Eliminating homelessness, Punching Out Excuses |
Moo-rathon Runner: A turkey who transforms into a cow with long distance running stamina. |
The Blue Wave: Getting out the vote in 2020 |
Carol: Instantaneously condenses the time between Thanksgiving and Christmas |
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