The Legs

Husbandman  was mowing the lawn this evening last when this snake stealthily and swiftly wrapped around his left leg.  We couldn't persuade the snake to release him.  Come to find out,  the snake was squeezing Husbandman's leg with a surprising amount of force, preventing Husbandman from finishing the mowing which was a drag because he only had a small bit of lawn left to mow.

We sat on the deck together, the three of us, for the better part of an hour, when a baby rabbit caught the snake's eye.  The rabbit was munching grass, nary a care in the world.  Our snake who we had started calling Legs, slithered off Husbandman's leg and headed to the rabbit.  Legs never made it over to the rabbit who hopped away in a flash when he sensed something was amiss. Legs slid back to the deck, but by that time, Husbandman and I had gone inside to eat some peach cobbler.  Legs spent the night on the deck in a state of what can only be described as despondence.  We wish we could think of a way to help Legs.  After breakfast, I'm going to suggest that Husbandman head over to the pet store to get a snake carrier.  Then maybe we'll invite Legs to drive to Georgia with us, so he can meet my parents.

Comments

jdoc said…
Quite a character that Legs. Do you think he planned to eat Husbandman after squeezing? And didn't anyone panic while the snake was attached to his leg? The calmness is impressive.
Anonymous said…
I love this story!
N
I don't think this story is true.
-20Something
jdoc said…
Ahh. I think you may be on to something there, 20something.
KC said…
This has fiction written all over it. This from the person who believed the thing about the moose.
bluebirdwoman said…
Love it! BTW, whether fact or fiction, getting a snake carrier is always a good move. It started me on a long journey of bringing 4 snakes into my classroom and home.
Mary M. said…
It's a great story!

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