The Marchers
I love and thank all the marchers from the bottom of my heart.
I couldn't march today because I am in the hospital with a broken hip and fractured femur. I lost my footing when walking in my driveway and fell in an odd way resulting in a BROKEN HIP and BROKEN FEMUR! Also, I'm in a body cast. And one of my eyes needs some kind of surgical procedure because my vision's all messed up because a stick went into my eye. I'll keep you posted on that. But the good news is that you marchers are making me proud and happy and a little bit guilty. I think anyone in their right mind can understand why I am not with you at this point in time.
I couldn't march today because I am in the hospital with a broken hip and fractured femur. I lost my footing when walking in my driveway and fell in an odd way resulting in a BROKEN HIP and BROKEN FEMUR! Also, I'm in a body cast. And one of my eyes needs some kind of surgical procedure because my vision's all messed up because a stick went into my eye. I'll keep you posted on that. But the good news is that you marchers are making me proud and happy and a little bit guilty. I think anyone in their right mind can understand why I am not with you at this point in time.
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I hope I didn't worry anyone.
I just made up this story because I felt guilty that I didn't march today.
I'm fine as can be.
Eyes are great. No body cast.
But what a great story, don't you think????
Saw a great movie tonight, btw: 20th Century Women!
Maybe I should apply for a job in the trump administration.
I can be the director of Education instead of Betsy D.
I'm good at fake news and I actually have decades of experience in public schools.