The Democracy

The craziness with the Republicans is driving me over the edge.  I listen constantly to pundits who predict more mayhem to come. I want it all to stop, but it's like my addiction to Hoarders.  I can't stop watching.  When I heard the second worst guy in the world calling his opponent, "Little Mario" on a clip this week, I froze in my tracks, a veritable pillar of salt.  My mind became a dish of haywire cacciatore.  People say this drama is good for the Dems, but I don't know. I'm feeling troubled.