The Deer

I feel sorry for the owner of this car, the driver of this car, and the deer who ran full speed into this car. After impact, I heard a dragging sound and was told that the deer was probably being dragged under the car. I told my companion that I couldn't get out of the car because I couldn't handle having a deer dying underneath the car. She convinced me I should get out by saying, "Get out." When I got out, I found out that the deer wasn't under the car at all. She was way back on the highway somewhere and the tow truck driver was making plans to go collect the body for venison sometime after he dropped off the car. The whole thing was a little bit sad, but could have been much worse.