The Day

When a family member asked how my day was, I lifted up the Chardonnay bottle I had just pulled out of the fridge and said, "Like this. See." Then I gestured wildly toward the Chardonnay bottle while at the same time, searching for the corkscrew.
The peeps were so feisty today that I asked them if they had taken brat pills this morning? That's not a very nice thing to say, but it could have been much worse. The thing I said.